Hey! Sacramento has legal weed now, too! Denver really only has the view going for it.
Hey! Sacramento has legal weed now, too! Denver really only has the view going for it.
He’d probably have fewer picks.
Watching the Bills every year is like bearing witness to an isolated tribe living in the Aleutian island chain, where kids trek to school in snowshoes and their parents swill paint thinner while carving tally marks into a nearby wooden plank with a bowie knife to count down the days until it’s time to reconvene with…
Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?
Who bought him a ticket?
LeSean McCoy is still running
But his Twitter bio says BETROTHED. I hold out hope for ZMF, he deserves happiness. Well, he doesn’t, but I hold out hope for him anyway.
When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong.
My man ZMF got engaged. He found love and told the Lions to fuck off out of his life forever.
My goodness I wish Zodiac Motherfucker would send in emails to Drew for this annual laughfest. Honestly reading ZM was the high point of the Lions’ season!
They’re basically the Jeff Fisher of organizations at this point.
I, too, am looking forward to widespread influenza outbreaks this coming flu season.
No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.
Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”
+1 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw that.
Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough.
The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.
Irish guy loves Boston, hates San Francisco, millions SHOCKED.
Luke from Ireland is on brand.