He gets what he gives, maaaaaaaaaaaan.

Mmmm, he must be too busy kicking in Beck and Courtney Love’s asses to focus on hiss career.

In related news, Carrot Top has ten hour-long comedy specials he refuses to release because of his ideals, and not because nobody wants them.

Good?

Because Eddie Redmayne is terrible.

My daughter is a huge fan of the first movie, which means I’ve been roped into seeing it several times. I’ve disliked it more and more every time, largely due to Redmayne’s offputting, wormy performance. He’s a complete non-entity: he reacts to everything the same way, he doesn’t have any growth or development, he’s a…

drinking in all that sorrow was euphoric

New York area drivers are the easiest to deal with.  Just assume everyone is poised to make the biggest asshole move possible at any given moment, and traffic is entirely predictable.  

why its johnny depp, playing dave foley!

It’s better than “70 years before Harry Potter is born”

Crystal City is basically an ugly mall they dumped next to the Pentagon.

I knit during games when I watch them at home. I...realize I’m not exactly living up to my handle.

The whole pretense of Jeff Bezos’s gross little sweepstakes is that Amazon will bring jobs and prosperity to whatever area they decide to infest. So why isn’t he bringing it to West Virginia, or to Mississippi, or some other place that has the space and the need for them? He could, in theory, remake an entire state…

The framing in that second still is making me laugh, it looks like she’s in a fire extinguisher case that Jacket Phoneman is walking by. Break Glass For Tiny Lisbeth Salander In Case Of Emergency!

I’m sorry, you said this was going to dissuade?

I seem to run in different WI circles than you.

This assumes Wisconsinites have any basic knowledge beyond crap like Cheddar/Swiss/Jack/etc., most people here are not exactly ‘foodies.’

If she had said Venezuelan beaver cheese, she should have won a car.

With a foam cheese on her head, and a toddler on her arm, this Wisconsin woman was up to the challenge.