It’s a team tradition. Too soon?

The Skins making idiotic personnel decisions? Why I never...

I have done that to a few photos when using Apple’s auto red-eye removal. The results were HILARIOUS.

Cheers to ESPN for the headline, “When All Else Fales.”

Seems a lot of great minds are thinking alike...

How do we not have a post about the fact the Jets have added a guy named “Fales” as their backup QB? HIS NAME SCREAMS DOOM!

I thought Chubb never went soft.

Lake trout in the Ft. McHenry Tunnel at dawn.

I also totally thought that was Cher at first in the article image. Cher’s Believe over the entire Beatles catalog? Now that’s funny.

I’m holding out for Wendy’s Dave Thomas dating simulator, thanks.

Calm down, guy. It’s not like 30 to 50 feral hogs have run into your yard within three to five minutes.

Man, like John Stafford Smith’s original To Anacreon in Heaven was genius, dude, but then Francis Scott Key came in with all his patriotic hoopla and ruined it. You gotta listen to the original, man, and then you’ll get it.

In 10 years (I think?) of reading terrible “Great Job Internet” posts, I do believe this is the dumbest trend I have ever seen.

And then you listened to a Jarvis Cocker solo album and thought, “I have been so wrong and misguided all my life.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Tracks from Definitely Maybe keep popping up on my Spotify playlists and I think, “I can’t believe these sound even dumber now than they did 20-odd years ago.”

You’d really need crack vision to spot a violation like that.

It’s in between bass cleft and treble cleft... If you get my drift.

I was disqualified from the Academic Decathlon because too much chest hair was popping out of my polo collar.

Intergluteal Cleft is a terrible football club.

Seems like an optimal time for Dan Snyder to swoop in and cause some chaos...