Beasley is a dog’s name. https://images.app.goo.gl/DK4LjUpcEpBdQR9i9

I agree that Teddy is right, he should probably be locked up in a cage.

Look, if I had the spare cash, I would have gone wild at Gilmour’s guitar auction too. I mean, all of those instruments are far more memorable than the Colts could ever dream to be.

Oh I believe that... The question is, could he be any worse than Snyder? I think not.

Wait... we need an excuse now to teabag the elderly?

I only ate pit beef once; I was pretty drunk, but I remember it being tasty.

Whoa—Viet-Cajun in general sounds absolutely amazing. I used to eat at a Thai-Cajun restaurant...

The contextual ad targeting for this article is really on point.

How many NFL owners died in the last year?

It ain’t trout, and it don’t come from a lake.

“Indiana: Sorta Better Than Illinois... Well, Not Chicago, Just The Shitty Parts of Illinois.”

Fuck the Penguins too. Get bent, Crosby!

People are often grateful that they can go an entire life without stepping foot inside Indiana. I am not fortunate to be among them.

No matter how bad Pittsburgh is, no one is grateful to live in Indiana.

“You need a letter from your local sheriff to get permission to learn to read in North Carolina.”

I’m tired of this hateful stereotype that all tight ends look alike.

The NHL stopped existing after the 2018 playoffs. It’s a shame that there’s no more US professional hockey, but at least it ended on the highest of notes.

Obviously we need to infiltrate his security as the first step in Operation Face-Punch Dickwad.

I had a girlfriend once who was a buttertoes, if you get my drift!

Hummyvale, I thinks.