What the world needs now is another Ice Pirates. BRING BACK ROBOPIMP!

Another Flash Gordon reboot and still no Buck Rogers movie? For shame... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Rogers

I bet kids are as thrilled about this as seeing John Carter of Mars in a big-screen adaptation!

Is “Keanu Breast-feeds” too much of a stretch?

Objection sustained.

Beat him with his own banjo.

Stevie Wonder is 31 years older than me...

She gets an extra five points!

You’re only allowed to listen to it ironically.

I’ll argue stuff like Santeria and What I Got are better songs with better hooks than anything 311 cooked up. They’re simply more memorable and broadcast Nowell’s personality, whereas 311's “Down” and “All Mixed Up” are... kinda dumb and forgettable.

“And nostalgia+Poptimism is the speedball that devastates communities.”

Uh oh. This looks... Like a lot of fun.

An impossible choice.

As soon as I finished watching Farscape the first time, I immediately wanted to start over from the beginning. 

Oh yeah... I had to download that from somewhere. Damn you, Netflix!

Anybody find this lack of pre-Super Bowl “news”... Refreshing?

And we didn’t even mention the football-shaped cannonballs being fired at General Luck.

(Momentarily distracted from shuffleboard game)

But Babe Ruth did kind of look like a sack of pig assholes. He was not a handsome guy.

Yah... Let’s be honest and admit that was garbage-time performance.