Repeat after me.  “Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova’s recommendations. Ivanova is God.”

A place for everything and everything in its place.

I’m sure these comments will be filled with only the most enlightened thoughts, advancing humankind with each golden syllable.

The Vactican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, The Queen, and Col. Sanders before he went tits up.

Don’t forget to tip the escalator! $10/trip is the standard.

It might not be obvious to people who haven’t worked a drive-thru before, so thanks for sharing.

The only thing that would make this even more delicious is if the developer intentionally made the app insecure so the inevitable hack would be plausibly deniable and the only reason he’s upset is because the hack came too soon.

Shocked Pike-a-chu?

Maybe a big dense foam ball (like they make foam rollers out of) so it won’t pop?

There was an expose paymoneywubby did a couple of months back on these ASMR videos that the pedophiles comment on. He didn’t address the comments, he was focused on the CLEARLY sexual...ah, I mean “sassy” nature of these videos and how absolutely exploitative it was of these kids. What’d he get for his trouble?…

If you have a gay coworker, please never let the words “You’d just love my hairdresser/nephew/neighbor’s friend’s cousin” leave your mouth.

As much as people love to hate the Mirror Universe, it can provide a lot of reflection (pun intended) on the characters it shows. Could Kirk have been as ruthless as Mirror Kirk, Kira as wanton as the Intendant, O’Brien as brilliant as Smiley? Yes, of course they all could have. And Tilly, given the right…

I’m sorry, Fry but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

Its mystery is only exceeded by its power.

I’d love for us to be able to move to a confirmation based system like many other countries have.  Your workplace and financial institutions report like normal, then the IRS would send you their calculations.  Then you confirm or update with new data.  Of course, H&R Block, Intuit/TurboTax, et. al. wouldn’t like that.

The most telling thing is that if she really were the powerless little girl the right is trying to paint her as, they wouldn’t be saying anything about her.  They’re scared, they’re showing it, and it is delicious.

I thought the “stay off of social media” line was there because they knew people would post pics/video of “it” on there.

She was detected jaywalking at 20 mph.  While they were quick to remove the jaywalking strike and take down the shame billboard, they are now hounding her as to why she didn’t join the Olympic team if she can move that quickly.

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