I think you might be confusing PF Chang's with Pei Wei (which is owned by the same company as Chang's). PF Chang's is a traditional sit-down restaurant where you pay at the end. Pei Wei is more "quick service" type where you pay up front after waiting in line and they bring it out to you.

And then, if they say "We don't have a recycling program here," then you simply say "Oh," while looking a little judgmental. Then they'll realize that THEY'RE the ones that just blew the interview and will be falling all over themselves to offer you the position. Which you will have to decline because, according to…

Well, it will punish dirt...does it matter if it's doing it in the name of the moon or not?

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

The people of the future are not barbarians!

You know it's probably the JAZZ!! that has them the most upset. Just look at that lady in the doorway with her delicate sensibilities affronted.

They also have a similar display at the St. Louis Science Center. The planetarium is shaped like a hyperbola and has this display (with two panes instead of just one) to demonstrate how the shape of the building, and all hyperbola, are formed by the rotation of a line segment around a focus.

Just one small step from this to 790

TuboTax is running a promotion with Amazon this year. Buy from Amazon and have some of your refund given on an Amazon gift card and get an additional 10%. I'd think 10% bonus is a lot better than any sort of interest you could have earned. Yes, it would be better to pay down interest bearing debt during the year…

Obligatory COVERED IN BEES!

I think this guy just has a fetish for getting stung by bees. And here we are, giving him attention for it.

We tried the smell test before. There were walk through odor detectors that were supposed to be accurate in detecting explosives in the PPM range. Unfortunately, the TSA wasn't competent enough to keep them calibrated, so they were mothballed and sent to a warehouse somewhere.

Ahh, yes, I forgot that Russia is the paragon of logistics and knowhow that the world aspires to be. Hell, I don't know why they've done any work at all when apparently they can do it all the night before just like every middle school report ever written.

It's probably flowing to the Coffee Nebula.

Which everyone knows is just the Grand Admiral with tomatoes and sour cream.

Thatherton's driving up the prices!

The CID number on American Express cards (4 digits vs 3 digit CVC on other cards) is usually assigned based on its creation batch. So, a run of 500 new cards being pressed would have the same CID on the cards. Because you're unlikely to know Fred & Ethel's card number that happened to be created on the same day as…

I thought his name was Annual Gift Man and he lives on the moon.

I am gay, and I understand your confusion, so allow me to explain the way I see it. Note that everyone is different, so what's true for me might not be true for everyone.

Just don't point it at Uranus!