I thought there was a difference between curtailing detrimental network traffic, which is what should have happened in this case, and systematically prioritizing network traffic to the highest bidder, which was my understanding of non-network neutrality. Am I missing something here?

@Clint Coady: When you get asked it 50 times a day, you have to keep logs of what you're telling to who. Also, you need to keep your fake Amazon wishlists straight. No one is going to believe that an 11 year old girl wants Fallout New Vegas, but Justin Timberlake CDs are very believable. Clearing out those logs can…

That Apple logo looks like it's promoting Macs as the ultimate in LOLcat generation technology. Unleash the beast!

@Dacker: Should have used Bounce.

@xhedgehogx: That's a good idea. Just pick out all the 50 letter words in the dictionary.

@blyan-reloaded: Stepford kids!

"It was the best of times, it was the...BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey!"

@gemcosta: In this iteration, it was. I call dibs on next time.

@SinDonor2: I'm aware that the rumor was a parody. I brought it up as an example that Google can control what pops up under autocomplete. There are many websites that have quoted "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990," yet Google's autocomplete is silent when you type in "Glenn Beck raped." Further, while…

@kyre: Oh, I was going for the rape part of it. "Glenn Beck raped" gets no results until you hit enter. I didn't try with the murdered part first. My bad.

@Hiphopopotamus: Barbra Streisand is suing for defamation for the definition of "Streisand Effect." This legal action is expected to generate a Streisand Effect recursion.

I don't agree with the French court, but Google can and does control what the autocomplete says. You know the rumor about Glenn Beck, right? If you start typing that in it won't even deign to suggest that he ever raped and murdered a girl in 1990. If you do a search, by hitting enter, those sites come up. But the…

Does it spring to life and open up one eager eye?

@quikboy: Prodigy.

I'm strangely turned on by that version of Chester Cheetah.

@DeeLite: Yeah, that's one of them. It makes me sad, too, because Sprint's navigation program (I think it's licensed from Telenav) is actually pretty decent.

@DeeLite: Any way to get the default navigation to Sprint Nav instead of Google Nav?

@abeeee: So you're upset that the completely voluntary donation you made to the FOP didn't allow you to break the law? Really?

@Celtic1888: Why are they in the bathroom?

@Bizdady: What are you talking aboot?