The side-back, yes. The kidneys reside behind all the gastrointestinal organs so geting to them from the front is pretty difficult.

So you're speaking for all gay men? How presumptuous.

Okay, if you say so.

If Sony or Nintendo could do this without backlash, they would. Don't kid yourself.

So which console were you planning on buying?

Seriously, Kotaku commenters.

Ah I see, I thought you were blaming men for not defending themselves, but now I see I confused your passion for hostility. I apologize.

Wow, that escalated quickly.

That's not exactly fair. I go to cons a lot and I went to E3 this year, I got groped a lot at cons (due to my cosplay) and some women got handsy at E3. I'm not about to claim I'm some super handsome dude (I'm not). Now, I'm a pretty chill guy, and I don't really care when people get a little fresh, but I can…

What's with the new systems looking like messed up external hard drives?

DIVINE ASSAULT, ETHER STRIKE!

At this point anything that can be said about the XBO has been said. Either you're getting one or you're not. I'm not, but I think I've said my piece. Time to move on.

The HD remake is of the original game.

But without early adopters how will hardware - any hardware - get enough of a foothold to become a viable platform? The only reason you can snap up a console with some good games later on is because the early adopters were there to support the console in the first place.

This is animal cruelty! I don't know how but anything done to unsuspecting animals by their owners is animal cruelty!

Anyone who watches Francis should watch his 'life story' vid as well:

Yeah, I really don't get the hate Gates gets for anything MS does, considering he has nothing to do with how MS is run anymore and devotes himself full time to philanthropic pursuits. He's probably saved more people than most would meet in their entire lives; he's okay by my book.

Even Mass Effect had zombies so Sci Fi zombies is hardly a new thing.

Man, I remember that scene. Optimus Prime ran over tons of Decepticons like there was an Asian woman behind the wheel. Best scene ever.

Untrue. I would say this would be the case for something like sociological studies (wherein there's something of nominal monetary or political value at stake), but not so for many other actual science studies. I've seen some pretty good medical studies come out of China (for example, one regarding post-glaucoma…