They also came with comic books!

It's kind of funny, I've never given them shit for the superfluous stuff that Jason Schreier or Patricia Hernandez wrote, always tried to put forth a valid and civil defense for my case, welcoming any discussion and debate, and never engaging trolls or flamers, despite there being a GREAT MANY of them who threatened…

I think Dorkly had a similar feature recently....

So my comment thread got buried and I can't for the life of me figure out why.

Ugh, great. Kotaku's now censoring comments for not towing Jezebel's party line I guess.

There are plenty of games that don't, and I don't really begrudge anyone the freedom to create whatever they want so long as they aren't pushing some sort of prejudiced agenda.

I've been told it's... French? I think? for 'rape,' which is apparently 'viol.'

They put the DC review on top feed again? Good Christ they must be loving the hits they get from this review.

That's not what I mean.

It doesn't work.

Well, they ARE part of the same network, though so is Fleshbot, so...

"Gender equality" is serious business. No jokes are allowed, ever.

This game has porn stars.

Yeah I was all "What the fuck is he saying?" until I made that connection.

Reason number 2: because you look stupid and it's tacky as hell. I imagine you'll regret getting those dolphin or heart tattoos in ten years when they'll look like a whale and a smashed tomato, respectively.

Shirts are not indelible ink stains that last in your skin for the rest of your natural life.

Good thing he wasn't playing Burnout.

I'm still waiting for the update that lets me use my real name in Shin Megami Tensei, Animal Crossing, and countless other games, Nintendo.

They'd better deliver on the hilariousness that could result from this.