This is the worst one. The worst lie.

I'm pretty sure "what did she expect?" is not the appropriate reaction to a woman facing sexism in the workplace.

State senators are a whole other level of wackjobs. I bet attending a state senate meeting is a lot like reading the comments under a Youtube video, but in real life.

I love people who separate writers they personally enjoy into the category of "REAL writers," as if what those other authors do somehow isn't writing. I'm sure Jennifer Weiner just sneezes or something and the words just magically appear on the paper.

Just because you don't like a genre doesn't mean it is less deserving of respect. Weiner's books aren't as "literary" as Franzen's? Okay. Some people don't like "chick lit"? Also cool. But I seriously doubt that Jen Weiner or any writer of the beach reads you sneer would consider themselves less deserving of respect…

A real writer is a person who writes. Jennifer Weiner is a real writer asking that women writers of commercial fiction get the same respect/high profile reviews as male writers of commercial fiction.

the fact that fluffy chick-lit is not literature and doesn't deserve respect

You might want to run away, right now. Adultosaur will not let this stand.

are you that 9 year old girl?

I think I would not be happy to employ someone who makes such critical judgments about their coworkers based on such a trivial matter. I mean, it's not like he (or she) is drinking a pint of vodka for lunch or, well, anything that would impair his ability to work.

Chocolate milk is delicious, though. I think it's kind of silly to care what people think about your beverage choices.

Don't care. I'm still going to drink my gallon of whole milk on a weekly basis. It's yummy in my tummy.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Not an actual quote. I made it up. It's great that it's close enough to make you wonder.

I realized after I posted it how open I was leaving myself to that joke. But seeing as I have one, I certainly do!

I appreciate your sensitivity. But your post totally made me laugh. I heard it in a very sheepish tone.

ITS NEVER LUPUS

Starring for the obvious auto-correct error that made me think, for a brief moment, that your father's vendor friend (an employee of Aramark, maybe?) did a movie with full-frontal peen.

I'm assuming that you either died, fainted, or thought better about your po

As a slogan, sure, that makes sense. As reality? Not so much. Addiction is a bitch that won't be cured by hurting kids even more.