Forced treatments

What's not to understand? He entered into the exit of the lobby and took the lift via the stairways to the floors between 7 and 1 and time minute numbers order doesn't matter proofread never. Simple.

Oh, no, I'd say he's descending pretty quickly.

ur life sounds rly hard

It means dudes who rock skinny jeans aren't Real Men. They probably don't even beat their wives and kids!

Seriously, thank you. Because I read his name as chupacabra and literally asked myself- how did the goat sucker get into office? Did he run with the jersey devil or batboy?

You turned one? WOW.

"...or because she was pissed at Lila Fowler and hoped her kids would give Lila's kids measles."

I see Elizabeth not so much an anti-vaxxer but a hand-wringing, pearl-clutching, indecisive mess: "Oh, I just don't know!! Jess said she read this thing on Facebook about vaccines causing autism, but Todd says they are perfectly safe, and I just don't know what to do!"

If SVU is entering it's 17th season, why is every single episode on USA one that I've seen 20 times?

"I'm only here so I don't get fined."

lol clackwork <3

I really hope Star is lying about Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson because I will cry if they break up.

That thing about Tom and Rita? Nope. Not having it, nope. I banish that information away into the bad place where I store all the bad things. Tom and Rita are all unicorns and sunshine. There, fixed it.

Sure. I've got nothing going on tonight. Will post back with first impressions, results.

Honest question: what would you like to see online dating sites do better for women? I have no stakes in this since I find online dating awkward regardless of the site and I think that dating whether online or IRL means you will have to reject a lot of losers in order to get to the men worth dating, so I'm not…

I can't stop laughing.

The Patriarchy

sorry about all the repeated posts Big D! I wish I knew how to delete them. Kinja kept hanging and I thought they hadn't been sent.

Oh my god. For the first time in my life, I actually remembered it was Ash Wednesday this year BEFORE I informed my coworker that she had something on her forehead.