Umm, being a cat lady is LOSING and where are they reps from HQ?! This is unacceptable!

Do you need a hug?

Yeah, I worked as a manager in retail the last three years and not one time did I actually follow their new weekly scripts for selling. I was top sales consistently. I did not want to say any of their stupid lines and I saw no reason to. Do they not get how fake it sounds? And with all the times a simple "Hey there!"…

I don't. ;)

Considering I yelled at you last night about cake, I suppose it's the least I could do.

I'm the daughter who lives in your basement. And who is currently watching Steve with you.

How is watching Steve or Cops any worse than those who watch The Bachelor or any of the Kardashian shows? You've done nothing wrong. We all have our guilty pleasure shows. Hell, before I moved home I watched the Kardashian stuff. Now, it's Steve, Cops, Bait Car...Whatever Mom (you?—still uncertain) DVRs. It is what it…

...Mom??

I had to move in with my mom and now I watch Steve every day. He's on now, actually.

If it hung low, he wouldn't have needed the operation.

It has been established that sleep is good for the everything.

Ok, Mark confused me with the math. I get down to the comments and the world rights itself...then I read your comment. I read it as "homophobes." I cannot articulate the confusion.

Stupid question, I'm sure...but, strapless bra with boatneck shirt, yeah? Honestly asking, not making a dress code joke.

Does it have to be in a row? What if I forget my punch card at home when I go in for the 8th one, but then have two more that were properly punched? Would the 9 punches count, or would the time I forgot my card negate the whole deal? Would I have to start a new card? Can I get a new card punched the day I forget mine…

I didn't read this and think it would turn into anything regarding myself, but I read your comment, and...here we are.

My ex's crazy, cult-ass mother not only pulled all 6 kids out of public school to be taught crazy Christian bullshit by their stepfather (ie, no one knows what electricity is in their textbooks and secular anything sent you straight to hell)...then quit her nursing position at 4 separate Christian/Catholic hospitals…

You must not have been paying attention.* The whole reason people are mad about this version is because of the backlash surrounding the female cast. There were SO many people ranting about how there shouldn't be a female cast and how they were ruining the franchise and stomping on childhood memories by remaking…

I sleep with an elephant every night. And a dog and cat, but those two are living animals who hog my bed and wake me up for no apparent reason at 4am.

And mannequin parts.

I completely lost it at Verizon when I learned I could only get my texts and voicemails back with a court order. I didn't have a smartphone yet, and I had to delete my texts and voicemails for space literally 4 days before my boyfriend died.