Ya know, I had the absolute worst day today, and I came home with the intention of stuffing my face/eating my feelings, feeling sorry for myself, and going to sleep. Whilst eating, I decided to read Jezebel. That's when you came in. This comment caused my first and only genuine smile today. Thank you for that. I was…

Thank you. Sincerely. From one Internet stranger to another, when all you get is judgment from literally everyone around you, any words of kindness or understanding can change everything. I truly appreciate it.

Thank you. It's been 16 of my 29 years, and it's only getting worse. This past year, it spread to my lungs. It's given me malignant cancer three times. People say endo is just bad cramps. They're wrong. Sometimes, you end up like me. Sometimes, it rips away literally every thing, everyone, and every dream you've ever…

I can attest to this. I have endometriosis and every time I go to the ER I'm treated like a "slutty drug addict." "Slutty" because it's pelvic pain, "drug addict" because the pain is severe enough that my prescribed narcotics aren't touching it. I've never had an std in my life, but I've been treated for chlamydia at…

My ex grew up in a crazy cult religious house. Mom cheated on Dad, wasn't sure if my ex belonged to Dad or the other guy, then divorced and moved all six kids 5 hours away. She pulled all of them out of school, homeschooled them with crazy backwards Christian books, and told him masturbating was going to send him to…

Yes. Yes he does.

Is it that time of the month? Geez.

This will be my second year in a row without thanksgiving with my family. I have to open my store at 8pm, which means I have to be there by 7:30 at the latest. I live half an hour away, so if I have to leave at 7, I have to be up by around 5pm. Say I only want 5 hours of sleep that day (I have multiple illnesses...I…

Aww. I like you.

Her HUSBAND purchased the product. Why is she under any sort of contract at all?? This makes 0 sense to me.

I heard it was supposed to be his mother's? Not sure that's true...not sure I care...Just another random bit of celebrity "news" that is taking up valuable space in my brain. I could be curing cancer or something (let's be honest, it'd be endo), but noooooo, I've got all this space filled with celebrity BS and old…

Day=Made

I don't ever want to suck someone's duck...but think of that amazing visual!

My ex boyfriend had a dream I cheated on him and was all upset. Turns out, he had cheated on ME and felt guilty.

I know it's just an autocorrect typo, but "I don't want to suck your duck" just made me incredibly happy. So happy. So much happy.

Nope, that's Kendal. Don't wanna discuss why I know this.

I'm pretty sure she's playing off "Joe the Plumber."

Over the Internet, you cannot really convey tone, so I want to preface this by stating I mean zero snark or ill will. That said, you don't drink and find it less that desirable...Do you judge those who enjoy it? Do you avoid people who drink casually? I'm honestly curious, I swear I'm not trying to be rude.

I accept your snark. Snark is a-ok in my book. My rant truly was in response to the person who told me to seriously shut up. I just didn't want to poke the bear by actually responding to that person when my original post angered them so much. I am sincerely sorry that you've been spoken to that way. I will never…

What movie/show is the last one from??? I know that necklace thing, but I don't know why I know it. Help!!