watching the Hawks last Sunday, I said this out loud:

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

Deadspin writing a captain hindsight article when it involves the Cardinals? There is a fucking surprise /sarc

Is the dude on the left calling for food?

Not sure which guy you mean, but they're both taking snaps.

Right, it's like when I visited Arlington cemetery and took several runny shits on random headstones. I mean, at least I had the respect to VISIT!

you set a pretty low bar for love

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Just say that daddy works hard so that his family can afford fitted caps. Or are we talking about the cousins on the grass? Please be clearer.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Pisses me off too, but blame the idiots who buy that shit, not Steiner or anyone else for selling it.

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

Gotta add a white guy before the Gawker readers flip out- um Bobby Kennedy had like 10 or 11. Let's throw him in there posthumously.

I don't think there's anything sinister going on here. Maybe Brown just got him mixed up with someone else he had kicked in the face that day.

Ravens PR guy: "I liked Ray Rice a lot then. I like Ray Rice a lot today"

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

Goddamnit, Kevin.

Fucking Kevin. There's always gotta be at least one

"A couple of things transpired since [the incident] that I dislike, and I'll be honest with you. After he signed his contract, I sent him a text and I never got a text back, and that made me feel a certain type of way."