It would be difficult for the Jets to look worse here, but I've said that before and been wrong so many times, so let's see how this plays out...

I have similar questions, like “what the hell is ‘fistball?’”

When Martin inevitably records the last out of Game 7 of the World Series, it’s going to be a lot of fun watching his teammates mob him on the mound.

Real talk, this is actually incredible. Ok, it’s really hard to hit a pitched baseball. But this is the bare-minimum for pro hitters, so it’s like second nature to them. We see this every time a shitty pitcher (starter or reliever; definitely reliever) gets lit up: there’s nothing but punishment for those who can…

First of all, not going to shed a single tear for Giants fans, who have celebrated three more world series wins this decade than any team I root for.

I mean if I were the photographer, that'd be my explanation too. 

So, uh, how many times have they filmed someone on the toilet who wasn’t cheating?

I call shenanigans. I mean he won the Olympics with a broken frickin neck!

“I think the saddest part in all of this is we’re talking about a 7-year-old baseball game,” police spokesman John Romero told KDVR.

You do realize that is not what the panel was criticizing. Their comments were about the celebrations, not the score.

The celebration after the 9th goal was an absolute joke.  I don’t even believe that she was that excited about the goal.  I would have laughed my ass off if she pulled a Bill Grammatica and hurt herself celebrating a meaningless goal. 

* - the President of the United States

The fact the 3rd baseman ran and the catcher just kind of sauntered out after putting one between the pitcher’s running lights would lead you to believe this was an assassination attempt.

The batter wasn’t - she turned and walked resignedly to the dugout before the tag, she knew what was up.

No player comes as close to matching Curry’s range or freakish combination of shooting ability and confidence, but to even make such a comparison unfairly cheapens what Lillard is capable of. K2 may not be quite as tall as Everest, but it’s still pretty goddamn tall, you know?

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Man, I really should avoid reading the comments in these kinds of articles.

I do not want to climb Naked Mountain any more than I want to climb Killer Mountain.

White people are crazy.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”