Pitchers shag flies all the time. Think of the best fielding softball player you ever played with. You’d feel comfortable with him in the OF. The pitcher is probably better than him.

Tyson has become a babyface and even had a terrible show on FOX I think. Your take that he’s a rapist will be in the vast minority. If he endorsed Clinton, she’d be bragging too. Noted feminist and anti-domestic abuser (except when she does it) Ronda Rousey gushes that she is friends with him.

I was wondering how the Phillies lost last night.

This was the best thing that was ever written at Deadspin. BTW, I met Buddy Harrellson, and there is not a nicer guy in the world than him. I hated Rose bc all Met fans do, even though I was only 2 in 73.

But the guy is the Hit King.

You cited Gold Glove Winner. Ichiro is a better player than Rose just for that alone. And that sucks because I thought Rose was the better player but anyone that cites Gold Gloves loses.

Not guilty had nothing to do with Furhman. It had everything to do with the Ronda Rousey Strategy.

Ronda was so smug she thought she could beat a legit kickboxer without her judo. Holly Holm took her legacy.

I am a lesser person for reading this. Pete Rose is the MLB Hit King. Also, Ichiro could NEVER get those hits at his age.
Had he started in the Majors, it would have been very very interesting.

I get it.

I absolutely have thought about that. If there is a kid who can beat me up. I would say I could beat up this kid fairly easily. I think an amazing 10 year old, maybe 11 would win. But 9 or under? Bring them on.

I get that Deadspin would be fine with a batter flipping his bat, doing the worm around the bases, clocking the catcher in the face and then spitting on the pitcher...

But this was too far and if it weren’t for stupid consequences, I’d punch him in the face if I were BC.

Wow, I’m totally not going to vote for Trump now!

I anticipate an “injury” that will sadly derail this attempt.

Saying someone died is really fucked up and wrong. Not cool.

I’d probably go with the NFL has confirmed Mark Cuban’s has agreed to buy the the Miami Dolphins and plans to move them to Dallas to compete with the Cowboys.

I mean, this is one of the best teams in NBA history the Cavs are going against. What did you think would happen?

I had no idea Ban roll-on was so old. Respect to a great product!

Japanese baseball porn is the best!

And yet he still kills the Mets. I can’t wait for those three assholes to finally retire so I can move on with my miserable life.

The rules should be you can’t pick your favorite team, or a game you gambled and lost on. Now its just dumb and of course I’m choosing the 2015 Mets over Royals.

But under my rules...2011 Rangers over Cards.

They need to bring the death penalty back for reasons such as this.

Wright might be washed up, but the guy gives his all every game and true Met fans love him. Harvey almost openly pines to be a Yankee. If there is one of these pitchers that ends up being nothing, we almost all hope its Harvey.