Maybe it’s the writing. An ex-journalist going into law already has a lot of time writing stuff for other people, making arguments, etc.

will you be sad if he doesnt reply?

Ew. He looks like he’d struggle to benchpress a kitten.

His mouth doesn’t move like people’s mouths usually move when they talk. It’s like someone is operating the mouth of a particularly expressive Muppet for the first time.

Indeed. I really hope that NBC’s blatant attempt to simply pull in some conservative viewers by bringing this hack onto their network backfires and costs them viewers.

Here’s someone who’s pretty & blonde and is more qualified to host a news show.

Because nobody wants to watch one partisan hack interview another.

No one cares about my lady boner, but I’m really disappointed by the lack of intact penises I’ve encountered. I have had exactly one and it was THE BEST ONE. Can I put that on my dating profile? “Uncircumsized men please move to the front of the line.”

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

Are you sure they wouldn’t just be like, “Hey, he IS just like us - and he’s president!”

Having children is not rational. Never has been, never will be. They ruin your snatch, your bank account and your social life. Best decision I ever made.

Omg the thought of Our Impotent Overlord’s attention being totally stomped by two wrinkly little neonates with bigger hands and an inherently higher charisma roll is beautiful.

Most circumcisions are performed on babies– who are not “choosing” the procedure.

I’m really trying to be sympathetic to the Republicans who were attacked today. I really am, but...every time I hear them talking, all I can remember is:

Teenage Dream is one of the best pop albums of the past 100 years.

All I know is I’m a middle-aged woman who loves “Teenage Dream.”

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i hope that the next time I cast a vote for woman for president, it’s for her, and she wins. DREAMS.

I’d disagree, the more time she spends in national politics the more ammunition the puritan bernie bros will get against her. She’s been a public servant for over a decade right? Good enough.

Are you a California resident? Because that’s not how she’s seen here.