He strikes me as the type of person who regularly wears pants that zip off into shorts, but never zips off the bottom part because it’s always just a little too brisk out.

Well I’m gonna take Heather’s take on this as gospel cause girl knows her big dicks. And frankly always wondered what he was packing - he had to have something to score all those women.

TERRY CREWS GENIE! I WANT!

Yes, let’s make sure we shoot ourselves in the foot because the candidate is not the most ideal, perfect (for whatever potential group wants to define the term!) candidate to ever run for the position ever!

That’s kind of shitty to say that about Heard. Having an abusive husband doesn’t make you bad at marriage.

Too much of a mess, and not in a fun, “I’ll get some crazy stories out of this,” way. A few healthy years and maybe another good actor-director gig and I might change my mind.

No, he just got fatter for being full of shit with his head up his ass.

Holding people hostage.

Presumably he and Munn lived together in LA during the offseason. Wisconsin is a shithole anyway.

I care, but only because I want her to be happy after that weird-ass contract marriage and he seems nice.

Noteworthy that the president never issued a “thoughts and prayers” statement about this tragedy.

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.

Riiiiight...but this “public figure” was literally dragged into the limelight, screaming, and against his will.

We were warned.

Am I wrong for wanting Dennis Quaid?

OMG. I don’t think I knew how charming Dennis Quaid is IRL. Obviously, he’s a great actor, but I don’t think I’ve seen many interviews. Crush level increased.

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

Let’s not miss the fact that he seems to differentiate the Jewish men, women, and children killed in “holocaust centers” from “innocents” killed by Assad.

“She was killed in the exchange.”

To all future murder-suicide types. Please start with the suicide, then when you are good and dead, try to kill someone. I PROMISE you won’t be able to tell the difference. 100% guarantee.