Fist bump!

Yep. My toddler is a month or so younger than Charlotte and we are right in the middle of trying to teach him the word, “gentle.” He loves our poor dog, who in turn loves to lick food off his face, but he can be so aggressive in his love for her that I feel like I’m constantly separating them and telling him, “No, we…

And HRC will be played by Jennifer Lawrence...

I would now like to start the campaign for Emily to play Hillary Clinton in a 2033 film adaptation of this election/her life. Likable my ass!

Leopard print is oddly aging, though I’m not a fan of it at all. It’s kiiiind of cute on toddler girls who are sassy and it’s great for 20 year olds pretending to be old enough to sneak into the club, but otherwise I don’t get it as a fashion choice.

Jen and Emily probably fist-bumped that they escaped the loser cheating celebrities they first were married/engaged to, and then look lovingly over to their hot/loyal husbands. Justin and John were probably thinking, “Man, we’re both totally punching above our weight, right?”

Live in a nearby town, can confirm.

$165 is exactly $165 more than I would ever spend on a tote bag. Free gift with purchase - yes please, but only if it’s a tote bag!

So the celebrity version of John from John and Kate Plus Eight?

Bobby, I’d just like to say that I rewatched First Wives Club last night because of your live blog and even though I haven’t seen it in forever, it still holds up. It makes me wish Bette and Goldie were still acting more because they were both perf.

His Lenk Lewks for Less feature is my current favorite on Instagram.

BRADLEY WHITFORD HAS GONE FULL JOHN SLATTERY AND I AM HERE FOR IT.

FOR FREE?

From what I’ve seen, it’s quite a few people who HATE/COULD NEVER vote for one of the two main candidates, but also don’t like the other candidate so they’re like, IDK WHAT TO DO.

Interesting that this doctor is willing to go back to when Trump was 11 years old to point out an appendectomy, but leaves out the whole heel spur thing that kept him from going to Vietnam. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Better to get the spoilers than to award Dr. Oz with ratings that Trump will tweet out as evidence of his popularity.

No, but considering she’s at the very top of my husband’s laminated Top 5 Celebrity list, I’d let her show up and keep him occupied rather than whining about how I’ve cranked down the A/C to 42 degrees.

Her hair looks the same as mine after I’ve taken a nap. Can you imagine? A person with pneumonia and who has just passed out from heat exhaustion LYING DOWN?

Two Hillarys are better than one!