I’m sure you’re a troll, but in case you’re not, or in case someone out there is masturbating furiously to the Hillary hate and needs a dose of reality:

You know, not only does this further illustrate the BS that Hillary has been putting up with seemingly her whole political career, but it also is an excellent example of why I like her so much (aside from her policies, of course). This is a woman who has steel running through her veins. Bitches get shit done.

Yep:

Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyonce is the best “F You I’m doing my thing” song to run to, ever. Also, if you create a Katy Perry station and upvote a song or two from “Journey” it turns into a mishmash of 00's girl pop jams (Katy, Kelly, Kesha, Gaga) and ‘80s rock anthems (Queen, Journey, David Bowie). It’s all I run…

Fair enough. I’m not sure why I like her, though something tells me that it’s due to her participation in the lovely “Sliding Doors.” I kind of wonder what category she puts that movie in...

I actually don’t mind Paltrow either (*ducks*) but Hathaway just reminds me of a real-life theater nerd who just happens to be gorgeous. She doesn’t veil her enthusiasm or her ambition, and I think that can be off-putting to those who feel like women should keep things close to their chests. Nothing wrong with being…

Stuff like this is why I roll my eyes when people say that Hillary test-groups everything. She’s kind of awkward and seems like she’d be kind of funny some of the time, so when she’s funny, she’s very funny. The rest of the time she’s my mother.

AND I found her in a picture of said dress and she looks luminous and it kind of makes me want to get on the pregtrain again and start trying for #2 now:

I was eye rolling hard at all of this, and then I looked at the description for Anne’s dress:

Apologies if someone else has said this, but SERIOUSLY?

Unless things have changed in the half-decade since I worked there, that doesn’t happen. There seems to be a perception that it does, I’ll give you that.

Good point. I agree that living in a big city grants one some anonymity that living in a small town does not. In fact, I stopped writing reviews when I moved to a small town for that very reason.

Sort of. Typically, they’re just filtered if the review doesn’t meet their algorithm’s criteria of being legitimate. They’re still there for people to read, just generally an extra click away. If a review IS removed, the writer gets an email notifying them of the removal and sometimes you can contend the removal and…

Yep. Somewhat in the same category are the people who only review/write in superlatives. Not every place is THE BEST EVER!!! or STAY AWAY!!! Some places are like, meh, I’ll stop in again when I’m drunk or tired or bored.

Oh, I totally agree! Unfortunately, when someone writes one review and leaves, and it’s particularly incendiary, there’s no way for me as a reader to discern if they’re real or not. Now if you had 10 other reviews for completely benign stuff, like your hair salon and the cafe down the street, it would be a little bit…

Those types of reviews, the ones you’re mentioning, are usually pretty easy to sniff out. It’s usually a 23 year old white girl from Portland who starts her review out with “As a sushi connoisseur...”

While not always true, as a former Yelper, can confirm. Many reviews were just for the compliments. :|

Good rule of thumb when using Yelp: Ignore any review, positive or negative, from someone with zero friends and less than 5 reviews. Yeah, there are probably some legit ones you’re going to miss, but by and large those tend to be written by employees of the company (or their competitors, if they’re negative).

Here’s my fav avocado toast recipe (that’s what we’re doing, right?)

Call Your Girlfriend is amazing, but if we’re going all in on early 2010s Robyn, it’s all about Dancing On My Own: