Everything about this.

“That’s great and all but at the current moment that’s what he has to work with.”

Wait, really? Do you have a link? That bums me out.

My gender reveal came after about eleventy billion hours of labor, my husband catching my son, taking a peek, saying, “It’s a boy!”, the midwives asking, “Are you sure?”, confirming he had a penis, and then placing him on my chest where my little boy decided to pee all over my boobs. Ta-da!

Taylor Swift is a beautiful woman and is extreeeeemely photogenic. Many thanks to whoever took that top photo for reminding me that everyone takes a bad pic at least once in their life.

My bigger issue is that there seems to be no evidence of a right arm. No shadow, no little bit of arm underneath the front-facing left one, nothing.

In the most recent season of House of Cards, there’s a long extended bit about some stupid iphone game. It’s such a ridiculous plot device to have the two candidates talk to one another, and it makes NO SENSE in the context of the show. I have never heard of the game since, so I guess it didn’t work?

I would not say no to a Coffee Tawk-type tv show featuring John Boehner and Lindsey Graham. And next January, John Biden can parachute in and be the third talking head. WOULD WATCH.

Target’s swimsuits are great if you have an up-to-a-C-cup. As the owner of DD+ boobs (who knows anymore after a year of breastfeeding, tbh), those flimsy bikinis the bullseye sells won’t cut it.

2nd photo in the article, bottom right - that’s definitely a photo of her, and it looks like with her original lips/face.

In hindsight, I realize I sound like I’m being sarcastic, but I’m not. I’m bummed.

Nooo they were the only ones selling reasonably-priced underwire swimsuits that were targeted to mid-20s/30s crowd. Where am I gonna go now?

I have nothing to add to this other than it looks like Kylie keeps a pre-lips picture of herself on her vanity and that makes me really happy for some reason.

I read somewhere he got death threats following his SOTU response in 2003...that would be enough to scare a lot of people away from public office for awhile.

Someone on Reddit yesterday was floating the idea of Gary Locke. I love the idea of Franken/Perez/Kaine, but choosing Locke would mean none of the other guys would have to give up their spot AND would have the added benefit of having an extremely experienced and bilingual VP. He worked on Clinton’s campaign in ‘08 in…

Well I definitely don’t get fashion then, because I loved all the stuff you hated, and hated all the stuff you loved.

Hot sauce. Not plural. I already told you I only use one. Stay with me.

Hey look everybody, it’s Mr. Fancy “I’ve got a sauce for every dish” Man!

THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT EVER.

“It was easy for me. I first paid attention to politics and began to think about politics because of Hillary Clinton. I was in my late 20s when she, as First Lady, was working on universal healthcare. Not only was I paying attention because I thought it was such a profound and important policy, but because of the way…