I'm sure Jezzies will hate it, and it's not posted up there yet, but I am in love with Kim K's caftan/gown thing. I imagine her wearing it all over her mansion as a house robe. It's so over-the-top glamorous.

Giuliana's dismissive appraisal of Neyo's girlfriend was so uncomfortable. Eeesh!

The Grammys are on tape-delay on the West Coast. Laaaame!

Yaaaaas let's do this!

I hope they have better luck with their dress lengths than I did with mine. I am super tall (not quiiite as tall as these ladies but tall enough that I am usually the tallest person - male or female - in a room) and had to get sized (hollow to hem) and pay extra for the dress to be long enough. Two months later when…

Huh. I couldn't imagine my husband NOT being my best friend. Aside from my coworkers, he's the person I spend the most time with. That would be awfully dreary if we just sort of "got along."

:(

This faraway shot makes Taylor look like Kim Novak circa Vertigo. Brows!

I cannot believe it took 30 of Chanel's designers/seamstresses to create that thing. I think I could raid the 1993 Mervyn's Girls Easter Collection and find an identical dress.

Jennifer Aniston is trolling the tabloids with that Angie-leg dress.

KEIRA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

For dresses like that, I wonder if it was fine prior to getting into the limo. Somewhere, an overworked underpaid stylist's intern is getting a talking to.

I just ate an entire box of crackers and an entire wedge of brie. It's going to be a long evening.

You haven't posted her yet, and maybe she's not famous enough to warrant a place above, but Julia Goldani looks amazing. Cobalt + alabaster skin + jet black hair = gorgeous. I had to look her up because it's such a striking look.

That, or more support in the chest area. Posture and an underwire can go a long way.

Get a photo of Naomi Watts and her amazing necklace up in the lineup above, stat.

Yeah, I didn't either, until she mentioned it in her interview with Seacrest. It made me appreciate the dress so much more. I would imagine more structure in the bodice would wind up not-so flattering that close to giving birth. I would just show up in a gauzy caftan and call it a day.

First impressions:

Sooooooo "Definitely, Maybe" from the female perspective?

Californian since birth. Those analytics aren't lying. A dinner of prawns with an avocado and cilantro vegetarian salad sounds DELICIOUS.