She is hot, and therefore it is time to rummage through my dresser and dust off my old Chanel Vamp and celebrate the second coming of 1994!

The author of this article, Mary Pols, used to be the local film critic out here for The Contra Costa Times (local paper based in the Bay Area).

Each month I choose a veggie and I try to highlight it at least 2-3 times each week in a dinner dish.

Pie is always big. Always.

Somewhere, Paris Hilton is playing "Stars are Blind" on repeat and wondering why this isn't her.

@megazona: So true!

I recently stumbled across a journal entry I wrote when I was high school about the "Perfect Boy."

Cindy always tried to squeeze in a few lunges in between the hourly screaming matches with her agent. After all, a girl can only subject herself to middling roles like "Blonde on Train "#3" for so long.

I have a "gender neutral" name that is typically considered to be a dude's name. My brother also has a "gender neutral" name that is typically considered to be a girl's name. Both were intended, and not a situation where our parents chose a name that could've gone either way depending on our gender.

She looks like Naomi Watts looking like Marilyn Monroe.

@choufleur: Oh I love Frederick's for fun bedroom things. Their sizes are much more amicable for the well endowed.

I really hope my boyfriend doesn't stumble upon these, or else I'm going to have to go into a long discussion with him about how VS doesn't believe that women with boobs larger than a D cup need to have lingerie sets.

A. These were fun and nifty early 2009.

My dad passed away three years ago and Kurt's song turned me into a big ol' pile of mush.

Holy replies, Batman!

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): And if you really want to feel weird, they played Ross's son, Ben, on Friends.

My boyfriend and I moved in together a few months ago and right about the time that I started looking for a new job.

You know, as much as this may highlight the difference between male and female athletes, this is a HUGE step up over the Swimsuit Issue that competitor SI has every year.

I woke up sleep deprived and minorly hungover. Now I've got tears in my eyes.

@SqueakyGasket: Tiny, but ha! Found 'em.