Taran Killam! Gropey doctor from "Scrubs" who knocked up Cobie Smulders!

@HerdingCats: I thought it was pretty well-established that it took place at Southern Methodist?

@Black_Swan: It's about UCSB, or as we all affectionately call it on the west coast, UCSTD.

I was a sorority girl, and my chapter had a handful of lesbians while I was in school.

I didn't watch the clip, but is he specific about what sort of throat cancer he has?

Ha! My jaw has been sore for a few days so right before I went to bed last night, I looked up what could be causing it. According to my symptoms, I have neck cancer. According to my levelheaded boyfriend who has seen me asleep, I clench my jaw. Go figure.

This is a fabulous idea, although not one I would want to be nearly as public. I'd rather the "reveal" to just be between me and my man.

I still celebrate the day that I discovered how to block Farmville and Mafia Wars on Facebook. Coming up on my 6 month anniversary and couldn't be happier!

The only time I've ever heard "hoover" in relation to teen slang was in the 1999 classic, She's All That.

New season of Modern Family NOW. The hulu reruns aren't satsifying me like they once did.

I remember move-in day back in 2002. I was sitting on the ground unpacking a box when I saw a woman walk in. I was thisclose to asking her where her daughter was when she introduced herself as my roommate.

@bowleserised: My boyfriend had an interesting perspective about that. Those men, who are actually gay but are "trying" to come across as straight, feel that everyone has homoerotic inclinations and that only sinners give into those temptations. I'd be pretty angry too if I had been told by everyone around me that I…

There's a really fabulous restaurant in my city called Chapeau! and for a second I was excited that she was in town.

@wordinedgewise: Oh I do love Eddie Izzard.

Cetaphil is a wonder from the heavens.

@clockwise - counter: I dunno, an awful lot of them have awkward gangly poses going on.

I am 25 and my hair is still a honey "dirty dishwater" blonde color. I highlighted it once and shook my fist at the sky when it looked like crap when I let it grow out. I promised myself I'd never lighten my hair again. I'm proud to be a natural blonde, but if others want the color, let them be.

I also look like an uppercase P. Jessica Simpson, I too would like to take a bit of my chest and put it into my pancake ass.

@Oleander: Nope, thankfully no clowns. The guy had just come back from a two month stint in Mexico so they had a Mexican-themed party, complete with luchadores masks for wrestling in the bounce house.

A couple whom I am friends with had a bounce house for their joint birthday party. It had a slide. It was awesome.