welp time to shut down the local fetal remains wading pool I guess

Correction: white men. No judge has ever had a problem ruining a young black male’s life no matter the crime.

Yeah, I remember Michael Phelps’ coach getting all the credit for his medals. Oh, wait...

Ok honest question... what other types of shorts are out there for men? Am I supposed to be offended by men who wear cargo shorts? Are they juvenile? I’m just not getting this.

They caused a head injury to a deaf, partially blind teenager with a brainstem tumor. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLES.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

Seriously though, why does baking remove the deliciousness?

He wasn’t that sick! He just died, that’s all.

Um ok, so I know I don’t post much, but the last time I posted it was in a “brag thread” and I was all happy that a guy I work with who’s ten years younger than me had a crush on me. And I said I wasn’t going to do anything about it since we work together, even though I like him back. Yeah. Well.

False. Hollywood reboots movies that absolutely do not need them all the time (and most of the time the trailers for those projects look like shit too). I can’t think of a single reboot that has attracted anywhere NEAR the level of vitriol as the Ghostbusters reboot. There’s almost nothing different from Ghostbusters…

As a 50 year old Aussie, what I find the most hilarious is that what you Americans consider far left extremists is pretty much the mainstream in most of the rest of the western world.

I am an asshole.

It’s nice when people talk about how fiscally conservative their policies are and then when you point out that free birth control prevents expensive health care and welfare costs down the line, for people they don’t want reproducing anyway, or how free/cheap public housing for the homeless drives down spending for…

I celebrated my birthday this week by getting blackout wasted (the fun kind). Except now I’m paying for it.

Supporting rival groups almost always comes back to bite us in the ass. I don’t know why this is such a hard lesson for the US to learn, but training and arming guerrilla forces in random backwaters does not make them our allies.

Fishing is Ciara’s new hobby. Fishing is Ciara’s new hobby.

It’s almost as if the people who are anti-choice hate women. But that can’t be right... /s