LessNessman
LesNessman
LessNessman

I’m not gonna wave any ultrasound in front of you, Scott Walker...


He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled

I think it’s mostly men that are tired of disappointing only one woman.

Sorry, I’ll just be over here imagining Allen coming home to a house full of chickens “Allen, I just found out chickens are huggable!!”

For all the folks posting, “do the crime, do the time,” yes, the “time” itself IS the punishment. They are being punished by loss of freedom, loss of years of time with family, and loss of some of their rights forever. They’ll lose their job and money, and they’ll likely never have a decent job again. It’s unlikely

Come on. Just be born as a white person in good socio-economic standing. That’s all it takes!

This is the most ridiculous garbage statement I have ever read in my life and I hope you reread it and feel actual shame and disappointment in yourself.

Get in line sister. Stef is the original hate-fuck.

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

I think we should all go through and make a list of things we would have on our ridiculous adjective bodies:

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

She has “can I speak to a manager” face.

I’ll Debbie Downer this competition real fast.

I honestly see religious people as having something fundamentally wrong with their minds.. Most of them it doesn’t manifest most of the time. They go to church or mosque or they do their prayers but it mostly does not effect their life.. Then there are fucknuts like this who have it more severely. At the far end of

If they took preemptive measures to avoid sitting next to a woman they’d lose the little rush they get by exerting power over the women around them and forcing them to move.

Sorry; I try to be accepting of a diversity of worldviews but some are worthy of no other response but to point and laugh. What a fucking moron! This is what happens when we don’t mock each other’s idiocy enough, when idiocy is treated as precious and sacred.