A blowjob? Eh, if I'm going Montreal to Toronto I'd rather just take Air Canada and feel like I'd been properly fucked.

Yeah, I'd love to see an article where a man stays in a relationship for 44 years and never has an orgasm durning sex. I'll start holding my breath now.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

After I tried to talk to the first guy I slept with that I didn't orgasm on a particular night (I had previously with him before.) His response was, "well some women just don't." I got so annoyed. Some women maybe don't, but I do, and he just started not giving enough of a shit to try. We eventually broke up, but it…

Personally, I don't mind if a guy burns down my house. I take it as a compliment. But then, I'm a "cool girl" and not uptight like all those other girls.

If he'd been hot and rich she would've liked it when he burned down her house.

we just dont have all the facts. gotta hear both sides

C'mon! It's a compliment!

why didnt she just go out with him?

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

The Mormon rules were written in the 19th century. Which makes it even dumber that they doubled down on bigotry.

I won't bash these people and their obvious struggles. I extend no such courtesy to religion.

"THIS IS MY SECOND TERM. IMPEACH ME. GO AHEAD I'LL WAIT."

I like this "whatever, I do what I want" Obama. He so clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, in the best of ways.

Worst: My parents have been divorced since before I was born, but randomly in my childhood my dad would want visitation (he lived, at times, between 1-8 hours away). One year the day after Christmas he brought me with him and his wife and my half-siblings to his sister's house. Everyone was given incredibly…

The Best Gift I Ever Got:

My goal in life is to be able to think of, and do, the exact right thing at the exact right time. This lady will look back on this event and think, "Nope, there is nothing I wish I had thought of. I handled that perfectly."

God I feel like I'm cheating on Jamie from Outlander's butt right now

I am the poor version of Jennifer Aniston. I don't have kids, not going to have kids, and while she spends her time in Cabo and at yoga, I spend my time doing WHATEVER THE FUCK WE PEASANTS DO TO PASS THE TIME. Also: whatever I want.

Let me let you in on a secret: no sane person who talks about "parenting" a dog thinks it's the same as parenting a human child. Usually we're just trying to find common ground with other people who are also 100% responsible for taking care of a living creature that they love unconditionally. Apparently that attempt…