Worst: My parents have been divorced since before I was born, but randomly in my childhood my dad would want visitation (he lived, at times, between 1-8 hours away). One year the day after Christmas he brought me with him and his wife and my half-siblings to his sister's house. Everyone was given incredibly…

The Best Gift I Ever Got:

My goal in life is to be able to think of, and do, the exact right thing at the exact right time. This lady will look back on this event and think, "Nope, there is nothing I wish I had thought of. I handled that perfectly."

God I feel like I'm cheating on Jamie from Outlander's butt right now

I am the poor version of Jennifer Aniston. I don't have kids, not going to have kids, and while she spends her time in Cabo and at yoga, I spend my time doing WHATEVER THE FUCK WE PEASANTS DO TO PASS THE TIME. Also: whatever I want.

Let me let you in on a secret: no sane person who talks about "parenting" a dog thinks it's the same as parenting a human child. Usually we're just trying to find common ground with other people who are also 100% responsible for taking care of a living creature that they love unconditionally. Apparently that attempt…

God, mom, she's only LIKE a virgin. Can't you understand ANYTHING?

What about these 2?

You think this girl ever tried a polite 'no' ? She probably did and experienced the same violent hatred.

I'm sick of hearing about the hurt manfeels. Nothing pushes me to the radical fringes of Feminism faster than dudes whining about their hurt feelings.

At this point I'm angrier at the news sources giving this woman air time than I am at the woman herself. She's a middle-aged woman who hates women and worships men. They're a dime a dozen—why the hell is CNN treating her assholery like it's worthy of airtime?

Lenny Kravitz is a sexy, sexy man, and this has only made him sexier in my eyes.

Spoiler alert: She's not pregnant.

If you think about it he's sort of like a stopped clock in the sense that I hate his stupid face.

That beard was hideous but the real crime was turning that gorgeous girl Kari into an albino alien.

this season was all about finding Tyra a fresh boyfriend.

my number one life suggestion is never pee on your own time

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.