The Bellas could sing "Pony" while Channing strips. WORLDS GREATEST IDEA. TRADEMARK IT.

Why is May so far away?!

Uh I hit three at once, like a few weekends ago. Sooooooo.

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

Watch that video?

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?

In response to that last paragraph, there are more tools in the toolbox than just the penis.

And to be fair, the State of Alabama was formed to work slaves to death.

where is A Room With A View? I love that movie so very much. I forced my husband to watch after he inflicted Anchorman in me, and he fell asleep only to wake up at the romping peen scene.

I feel that if you click on a link that says

I wish there was a superhero who swooped in and blew a loud airhorn and held up a full length illuminated mirror at crusty old men whenever they dole out a "joking" insults about a young woman's body, especially their daughters'.

#notallmollys

I am not terribly far from facing Maynard's decision — I have metastatic cancer in my lungs and brain — and I have put a lot of thought into end of life issues from medical, legal, spiritual, and relational perspectives. One thing I have not considered is the perspective of Monsignor Ignacio Carrasco de Paula, because…

"People should not be free to do things that we believe will send them to hell!"

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

I can definitely see how some women might feel that way, but the idea of a young guy saying the same squiks me out for some reason.

I Don't Notice What You Look Like Because You Scare Me When You Catcall!

You know what? I ain't even mad, unlike some of the people on my Facebook.