Someone needs to check this dude's basement.

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

On Gawker this morning they mentioned that he also wrote a book called Rag Doll. Here's the summary on Amazon:

I bet he smells like weed, bronzer, and lube. He's just got that vibe.

"reward her with praise"

My favorate is still the story of Keira Knightley and James McAvoy doing the library sex scene on Atonement, and the director goes: "KEIRA, WANK HIM OFF!"

I'm going to say "great fucking" the next time I have sex.

am I the only one who always reads his name as Prince Riebus?

When I was in my early 20's, there was a club that my friends and I went to SO often that we joked about it being cheaper to just pay them rent. We knew everyone. Everyone knew us. My cousin, a 6'8" hulk of a guy, was the bouncer. It was just one of those great (if slightly alcoholic) moments in time.

When I was 15 I used to steal my parents car in the middle of the night, drive 15 miles through LA to my girlfriend's apartment, where she would sneak up to the roof so as to avoid her ex naval officer father hearing us and subsequently murdering me, and have gross teenager sex until 6am. Then, because my girlfriend…

Got married.

The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

I'm writing a song, made especially for Tinder guys like this!

Manchild. I love Peter Quill, but I think he's solidly in the "F" rather than the "M" column.

Hi.

Or..."Fine. Could THE NIGHT please take out the goddamn trash?"

Gee, what are the odds that "The American Holocaust" ISN'T about the genocide of the Native Americans.

so like

I will hate TLC forever for giving these people a platform to spew their bullshit everywhere.

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.