I'm writing a song, made especially for Tinder guys like this!

Manchild. I love Peter Quill, but I think he's solidly in the "F" rather than the "M" column.

Hi.

Or..."Fine. Could THE NIGHT please take out the goddamn trash?"

Gee, what are the odds that "The American Holocaust" ISN'T about the genocide of the Native Americans.

so like

I will hate TLC forever for giving these people a platform to spew their bullshit everywhere.

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.

It's sad that my silver lining to this is "well, at least he didn't call her a fucking bitch or ask to fuck her right in the pussy."

If they truly believed that a fetus was a human being entitled to rights, A) They wouldn't support rape and incest exceptions, and B) They would support punishing women who have abortions just like any other murderer.

You'd think any school that forces its gay students to stay in the closet would be all about beards.

....because beard bans are the most outdated policies at BYU.... *serious side-eye*

How do you cheat on someone who does this for you, what even, I don't understand. I am in love with her.

TLDR: Christians, convinced that the universe revolves around them since 313 CE.

It's almost like women are diverse and have, as a group, an infinite variety of feelings and opinions! Why is that so tough for some people to swallow?

I'd rather take the off-change that I'll regret not having them down the road ...than regret ever having them and be in an irreparable situation.

Well, the other thing no one says is that just because you regret not having children doesn't mean you should have had children. I am ambivalent about having children and people who (for some reason) want me to have them always threaten me with "regret." I'm always asked, "What if you regret not having them?" The…

We are so not unicorns. I banged many dudes and have no regrets at all.

My mother on premarital sex said "You wouldn't buy a car with out test driving a few first!!" Our mothers are really into making sure we have good transportation.

According to a lot of Black people (like my parents), Robin Givens is crazy and she is the one who drove Mike Tyson crazy. Because, ya know, blame the woman.