Like Universal Health Insurance?

So — male sports team members can drug a girl, film themselves raping her and they get a slap on the wrist because "think of their future, those poor boys-who-will-be-boys" but a girl who has miscarriage is automatically presumed guilty of being a baby murdering Slutzilla and gets a Ferguson-level police response?

YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST

This is getting scary that you can be charged/prosecuted for having a miscarriage. If your body doesn't cooperate like it *should* and carry the fetus to term, be prepared to suffer consequences. As if you can even prevent a miscarriage or that a teenager would know what to do in that situation.

Fuck Texas; fuck anti-choicers; fuck "prayer" being part of a police investigation; fuck abstinence-centered sex education; and fuck leaving women in crisis (or, in this case, children in crisis!) with no viable options, letting them suffer alone, and then treating them like criminals for doing what they have to do.

Kevin is the edgiest boy in the 9th grade. <3 <3 <3 Can anyone ever tame him?

Hey Kirk, you really shouldn't be alienating all us Jews and Muslims and Hindus and other non-Christmas-celebrators out there with this "war on Christmas" stuff. Know why? Because we're the ones who have your back and are constantly reminding people that Christmas is about Christ. Casual Christian person: "Why don't…

If I eat two tacos, do I have to make two donations? Because if so I'm probably going to have to make six donations.

They wore onions on their belts to keep the rape away.

"OMG I met this SUPER CUTE cute guy in 'construction' on this Craigslist ad but he's very skittish about 'bitches who try to tie him down. Hmmmmmmmmmm maybe if I wrote this big dumb post fawning over "construction workers" maybe he would let me watch Family Guy on Cartoon Network after we have sex. I mean, I…

Thanks for all that really great advice that women have absolutely never heard before.

Is this trolling? If so, good job. Subtle enough to be bought, stupid enough to provoke. A+

I hate how she has to qualify the other person as "fully clothed." She could be having an energetic foursome with two sets of twins involving BDSM and whatever else floats her boat, and he still shouldn't have beaten her to a pulp like this. Disgusting.

This reminds me of a gimick-blog where a guy tried to live according to the old testament for a year (and of course got a book deal out of it). It says that anything a woman touches while she is on her period is unclean, and you're not allowed to touch unclean things, so when his wife was pissed at him she'd go around…

Maybe we should just bleed on everything they love. Let's see how they think about subsidized tampons then.

How do I know what to think about this case if you won't tell me whether or not he's a star athlete?

Bullshit, I have the Zach Galifianakis look DOWN.

The real Skeletor is jacked as FUCK.

I call bullshit

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork