I giggled a bit at "rape festival".

Yes! Or if she really is the supreme then rejuvenation might be one of the as-yet-unexplained seven miracles!

Jessica Lang wins. Jessica Lang always wins. She is perfection.

Let's all take a minute to recognize the greatest anthem ever written and recorded about dry-humping on the dance floor.

Ugh I wish that staff at these stores would at least try harder to be subtle.

Whoa! Way to reach into the old-timey racism grab bag!

You seem like a really great lawyer.

I've had to personally deal with people who have committed violent and non-violent crimes. What has always stuck me is their capacity to treat everyone around them like shit and just keep being shitty.

We really DID steal his ice cream. @_@

STUDY AFTER STUDY

Nearly broke my neck reading through that transcript.

I will make this one concession: if Cillian Murphy wanted me to stop working so I could have all his babies, I'd be ok with that.

I'd like to start a tangential discussion on anger vs. attractiveness in that it's not black and white. If it were only as simple as angry = ugly, that would be difficult enough. I feel like the messages I received about anger in women is that it IS sexy, but only in limited amounts and in certain ways. I'm biracial…

"It's a pre-christmas miracle!" Is now my go-to sarcastic putdown.

I tried very gently introducing this concept to an acquaintance by saying, "It's not every woman's responsibility to look beautiful for me."

Yeah I just turned 26 so apparently I'm RIGHT THERE in that bracket in which people REALLY WANNA KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA POP ONE OUT. Now? In a year? When?

This is amaaaaaaazing.

YES! I knew I couldn't be the only one! It's pretty much a sin to say it out loud though.

He's only doing it to make a comprehensive list of all the sinful websites that he can't let his womenfolk peruse. It just makes sense.