LesbianSourFruit
LesbianSourFruit
LesbianSourFruit

This made me laugh more than it should have.

I love my job and conversely hate the idea of homemaking so much. Sometimes, if I'm down, I will actually take a pregnancy test just to watch the negative result. Cheers me up every time.

Maybe he's just being the MRA that Jezebel deserves.

True story. Codependence is a real thing.

We keep lowering our standards and they still manage to crawl under the bar.

Can we have the bride committed to some sort of Raging-Douchebag-Sociopath withdrawal clinic so she can finally get the help she needs for her horrendous addiction? If this isn't rock-bottom I don't know what is.

Uh no, we know that the bay area is racist as shit. You know a white BART officer just straight up shot a black guy to death while he was lying on the ground not too long ago, right? There's like 30 god damned iPhone videos of it and still no conviction.

much like if you went to an australia day party (Which I am 100% sure people of all races and cultures do every year!!!)

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me that milk squeezed out of a total stranger's body and shipped to me might be in some way dirty?

Who is actually named Jedediah Stout?

My soul needed this.

Do you follow @StealthMountain on twitter? ....

Right?!? Were they near the bathroom or just straight up in their seat? Like was there one poor guy in the window seat just trying to escape to his happy place? How much molly does it take to suck a stranger's dick on an occupied airplane?

I dated a guy when I was about 19. His entire family ate fast food every day three meals a day. On some occasions, trips might be made to sit down at The Olive Garden, or a Little Caesar's $5 pizza might be ordered. Let that sink in. Don't let your mind flee from the horror.

I'm in that situation and it is awesome.

Well you are a woman, whether you're ready to deal with that or not.

The worst catcall I've ever gotten wasn't even directed to me.

I am so fucking done with the "what did you expect?" argument! So fucking done!

I can't.

Thank you! I explain it to people this way too and all too often I get stupid blank stares.