“I like states that don’t have disasters.”

can’t they both be the worst?

A big thank you to the investigators who had to sort through the “evidence” to get this monster locked up.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?

But that’s the thing - she’s not TRYING to be a Reporter. She IS a Reporter.

1000/1000 would read

Anna, get this kid to do a Jez post!

This is amazing. And her parents clearly knew she was destined for this career path when they named her Hilde.

Shade, burn, everything.

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

Conversely, I haven’t changed my mind about Wendy Williams

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

It basically just raised my awareness of how much I sigh throughout the day.

For instance, many English speakers are familiar with the German word “schadenfreude” - pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune.

And English wouldn’t have any problem adopting any of those words if they became popular.

I’ve always found him weirdly sexy in Sense and Sensibility. Especially in that scene. The way his mouth wraps around those words gives me the tingles.

And Emma Thompson:

So much Harry Potter and Die Hard. This movie, this scene and this voice gets me every time.

i’m pretty sure he’s not allowed to say he loves anyone more than his mother