What is it with conservative men always having all of these things shoved down their throats? It’s like they’re obsessed with ... something.

Absolutely. But for-hire republican shills are not victims.

I knew you would say anything to avoid answering the questions.

Please stop trying to distract from the issue at hand. You have been accused of child rape in addition to animal torture. You have attacked and demeaned your accusers. And every time this is brought up, you try to change the subject and distract us with Vince Foster and Whitewater and Travelgate and Nannygate and…

Well, it is a matter of public record that you were accused of raping children and torturing animals, and here you are trashing your accusers.

I did just use it! It as amazing. The google is telling me about the time you took a break from rapeing children to pursue animal torture.

Oh, wow. A genius has been inspired by the burner I made in response to John’s review of Girls so long ago. A genius who will rage, rage against the dying of the white.

Oh! So now we know that it was John Herbert Sullivan who was the subject of Brief Interview #14 in DFW’s most important non-fiction work.

Your head will be fighting for space in my ass when the per-capita arable land drops off precipitously.

It depends on how disabled. The world isn’t black and white.

Babies are not precious. They are killing the planet.

Viable person? What kind of monster are you?

You’re seriously comparing amateur photography with Pale Fire?

So here we are. A moron seduced by the idea that his self-worth is determined by the value of his toys. And who luxuriates in killing the planet the way a child enjoys killing ants with his magnifying glass.

No one ever said we should ban taxis in cities—you imagined that I said that. We need the taxis so we can do without cars for 90% of the time. So let’s let that just drop.

There are, in modern civilized places, magical things called gloves and mittens.

Well, it’s nice to know that 1) You are fucking pussy, and 2) You are selfish narcissist.

Pointing out the obvious truth to the drooling cohort of the short bus crew is not trolling. It is sad, and hopeless.

What did I miss?