My guess is it’ll be someone we’ve never heard of about something we didn’t know was happening.

Go. To. Hell. Seriously.

There don’t seem to be any allegations of this from before his dotage. If these come out you’ll be right. Otherwise it is totally possible that this relates to the list of boundaries and self control that the elderly experience. I’ve seen this from both genders as a nurse.

I wasn’t sure if this was satire, but the tangent about the Rothschild’s sold the bit for me.

I find it pretty fucked up that the article mentions the names of “Jennifer” and “Tasha” but just refers to “their dogs” like they aren’t people, too. So sick of this anthropoarchal bullshit.

Spoiler Alert: You can dislike something you’ve owned.

Michael no SWIPING, MICHAEL NO SWIPING

...holy fucking red herring, Batman.

You might want to get those anger issues checked out, man; that you had a bad experience with one woman does not at all justify tarring other members of the same sex with the same brush.

And I am grateful that I was taught not to belittle others over conditions they might have.

Look at that. We both have something to be happy about.

I’ve been working with Cecilia on this story since Thursday, when I warned her that things would likely blow up over the weekend and that she might have to work Saturday and Sunday. Which she of course agreed to do immediately, because she is a trooper. Her hard work is the reason that this story is more thorough than…

“Look at those people watching other people play football! Those players aren’t even creating new rules; they’re just playing someone else’s game, and all these fans just hope to get noticed by a player even once”

What job? That guy is a volunteer.

My bet is on Pink for this fight by a wide margin.

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

Good thing this is “Kotaku” and not “Things That Tekton Cares About”.

The result is not so much a fight as it is a slip-n-slide slapfest

Truly diabolical when you think about it.

Great setup! Their planning was immaculate:

Because it was MUUUUURDAAAAH!!!!