Thank you. I will make my family spageters. They good boys. Even the adult ladies.

Sammies are the best boys, ok. I’m pretty sure that dog would make a better President than even I could.

A candidate we can all agree on! A candidate for all of us!

You’re right. I didn’t intend to suggest that he opposed inclusion, only that he deliberately chose to extricate himself from the internal Trump admin debate about this ban to focus more on the confirmation process for DOD appointees. I don’t think he wanted Trump to issue a decision now; I think he would have much…

Timely. Saturday is National Dog Day!

I have that “replace Trump with kittens” plugin. I’d take any of those kittens for president.

😍

Even without the closed-captioning that was more understandable than most of trump’s ad-libbed speeches.

I am totes having spageters for din-din!

Smiling bigly now.

Take my star. Never have I needed something so bad, and not known until I received it. Thank you.

Mission accomplished!

Fucking white people.

I didn’t even think about that!

Last weekend they could barely muster 1-2 thousand assholes to protest the removal of a Confederate statue in a town 99% of them don’t live in, and will get removed anyway.

The reporter deserves some kind of medal for being so close to these reptiles.

Here’s the thing: I am not responsible, nor is any person of good conscience, responsible for the financial liabilities of The Blackstone Group. They bought this pig-in-a-poke on the open market, freely and for profit. They can pay to clean up their mess. If they want to retroactively sue Anheuser-Busch to try to…

Main reason I’m waiting for the redesign. That and I can’t afford one. Or find one.

Sorry, no sympathy here. I abide by the following mantra: if you associate with garbage, you’re also garbage. If you belong to a minority and associate with GOP garbage, you’re self-hating garbage. She’s only complaining because she isn’t aboard the gravy train.

That is perfect.