Is it typical hunter euphemistic parlance to say he “took” an animal rather than “killed” it?? For some reason the inherent entitlement in claiming he “TOOK” Cecil pisses me off even more—and I was already turnt up to 11 on this one.

I bet his children are ashamed of their Disney villain piece of shit dad. I hope he knows that.

Totie is fine with his being fucked. There are consequences to those actions and he’s gonna be feeling them. I’m sorry his family is dragged into this and perhaps those employees at his dental practice who may lose their jobs as a result but what he did is reprehensible. And all for “sport”.

This is what happens when you pull your pants up and tuck your shirt in.

You can call me Ernest Poppins.

I’m in love with her nail polish

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

In my case crowd anxiety stops me from exploring a lot of new places.

Well, thay have known each other for almost 20 years, so I think Mila and Ashton are going in with their eyes wide open.

Yeah, he should have used an egg. Because in French cooking, one egg is en oeuf.

This is nice in theory. But in real life, most people just talk and talk and talk and talk if you let them. Waiting two seconds, even if they *were* done, is just long enough for them to decide that they weren't done.

OMFG severance tacos. I am died. And I feel you, I don’t take Chantix, but I have very fucked up dreams on the reg and a lot of them are so vivid, when I first wake up I can’t distinguish reality from them.

This is true. I posted the list of the weirder ones already, but here they are again:

Two reflections:

So.. I'm not an E. L. James fan, because what thinking person could be one? This came up at a recent dinner party and the subject of 'what is so evil about her face?' came up. I commented that I was not sure it was evil, per se, but that she did kind of look like Jeff Daniels in a wig.

I'm hoping her script is like this one from http://shitroughdrafts.com/.

Yes, I was joking.

What...is a Christmas cactus? This is clearly the most important part of the story.

I don't know Bruce Jenner's business, but if he is trying to transition I hope intensely that the douchewad Kardashians will publicly (and of course privately) support Bruce's choice. As the sister of a trans man it's hard to imagine family rejecting someone they love, but clearly that is not the world we live in (RIP…