You haven't had to drudge through shit, buddy. All the author recommended comments at the front are all following what you require. No one is making you stay here. This isn't the village fucking hall. It's not been rented for your exclusive use between the hours of 2 and 3pm. It's a blog, and blog comments tend to…

for some reason console hobbyists are extremely precious and don't understand that articles are jumping off points for discussion in the comments. They also seem unaware they can focus in the threads that interest them and ignore the ones that don't.

I'm going to guess: boys of an age that shouldn't be watching porn.

We all know what the article is about, some of us want to talk about emulators.

It's "fuckin' hell" (Fookin' 'ell!') she's Northern English. Take it from a Brit.

Thanks Stephen. Don't take this the wrong way, but I honestly expected this from RPS, rather than Kotaku, so this is a pleasant surprise. I won't be going to RPS again as I was told to 'fuck off' by their editor for asking about the subject. A real gut-punch when you've championed a site for so long.

My brother insists on playing old games on their specific consoles. I would never give up emulation. Once you've seen the best SNES games in Snes9x using the super eagle graphics filter, there's just no need to ever look back. Like a heathen I play them with the X360/Windows pad as well. What? I'm going to have a…

Combine all these peripherals into one, and this is what you end up with:

Maybe there's some middle ground where you could give the dogs up to a family/home you meet in person? Maybe your boyfriend could go through this with you? It's either that or quit the relationship or wait until the dogs die of old age...

One of the benefits of being in a country where firearms and use of force aren't taken for granted, I think. The police in America seem to attract a lot of wannabes attached to hardware and places to use their hand-to-hand combat stuff. Basically, there seems to be a serious lack of a) restraint on what hardware cops…

I don't have a console this gen, but I much prefered the PS3 version of this game over PC when I had it, so I can understand where you're coming from. Couch co-op is where it's at.

Ignoring the name-calling to create impact for now, but when I was at school dress codes were enforced and it was 9/10 the girls that flaunted them and even back-chatted the teachers when warned about it. Guys might have an untucked shirt or get told off for wearing trainers but it was always just smirkingly…

Love Orlando Jones, and he doesn't disappoint here. However, I will add (setting myself up for multiple flames no doubt), isn't ALS super fucking rare? I mean, I'm glad all these celebrities came together in support of a cause in beautiful viral way, but I'm not gonna pretend I wouldn't feel better about it if it was…

They recycle models and rigs all the time in WoW. I think people expecting much more than that are delusional.

"You know what? No. Your whiny baby doesn't deserve a prize if they lost"

Would've been nice if you'd made it clear it was fan-made even if you didn't want to give away the punchline. I wouldn't have wasted my time.

Brand recognition only matters to those selling the brand. It's not on us or journalists to do that job for them . At a push you could have a 'Xbox One' tag on the article, or in brackets after the headline., but it should always be mentioned in the article anyway (usually at the end) with the platform and possible…

Can you change the headline to 'Moon Studios' new platformer..'? Microsoft's endless depths of wealth is not creative talent.

Because there is a strong cultural conception that straight sex is "over"

generally, because it takes longer to do. Having an orgasm as a guy is more a case of delayed gratification.