Maybe if there's ever a Mel Brooks version!

I would give anything for her to have insisted on actual horse heart in light of that.

Yep it's a done thing. I thought it was common knowledge, given the rhyme.

The protagonist is clearly King Rollo's love-child.

It seems Hawkeye has been given a coif and a vanity injection.

Looks Even More Like The Elder Scrolls

I never realised how much this borrows from Sonic All-Stars Racers Transformed until I saw that gif (i've not been watching any videos).

Loved the JK games, really didn't care for Kyle as a character. He had a goofy name and 'The Valley of the Jedi' was such a hamfisted concept.

Tbh, because I tend to see mostly click-bait 'coolest thing eva!' articles from Patricia, I was inclined to discount this anyway. I didn't even know she played games. It'd be like asking my dad's opinion on a game: "Why are you playing this shit? Haven't you got some work to do?"

I'm still not entirely sure who Annie is or how she died. I probably would've led with that.

'misbehaving'? I thought it was about ripping them off?

I think Garfield was just born a franchise too late. I really like him as Spiderman, but my God, are the films he's in dogshit. I'd give anything to have Garfield's Spiderman in Raimi's Spiderman 2 (the best Spiderman).

Would love to see this rereleased on PC. Not sure why it hasn't happened yet. Having been released on both X360 and PS3, I can't see it being a licensing issue. I could see it working rather nicely on the Wii U, as well.

Game of Thrones and Modern Family. Walking Dead has finished. ¬_¬

Not really a lot to analyse mate, it's bookended. I don't think you have anywhere to go from there, just leave it as 'that thing that happened' and move on to the next adventure. I wouldn't even bother contacting her, tbh.

What are you, incapable of humour? Cheer up!

A bit of shooting 7 minutes in, vs being Rambo out of the gate and dicking around in a spider tank. Yeah, it's totally the same.

Yeah I realise that most of them are princesses, but my point is that not all of them are, so 'heroine' is a suitable catch-all, rather than an inaccurate exclusion.

Looking at those pictures it could easily be Eastern Ukraine about now, amirite?

/topical gag

Lack of a sense of humour severely shortens your lifespan you know!