Uhhh... Forever 21 is owned by Bible-loving Korean Americans.

I was always accused of "acting white" in HS and it sucks. For the life of me, I still don't understand how some think white = smart because there are some dumb ass white folk out there....no offense.

In an incredible display of team unity, the entire defense followed Kubiak's lead and collapsed in the second half.

You know, it's possible to simultaneously loathe Riley Cooper while also acknowledging that he's "gone through" something. The only asshole here is the one cursing out the people who aren't snap-regurgitating the Deadspin premise.

"King, though, chose the bizarre route of defending Cooper from a non-existent group of people who want him dead, or at least exiled from professional football, for what he did."

@HamzaAbdullah21

Hey Ponder....

You can get away with yelling at teammates if you're the QB and are blamed for every mistake. Not if you're a wide receiver. Also, you can't just ignore the exchange with Witten. Romo never did anything like that. And I fucking hate Romo.

Every shitty article I read on deadspin has one common denominator: they have Tom Ley's name on them. Seriously, why does this fuckface have a job?

Seriously. Every single thing he posts is either about catching someone doing something stupid and making a huge issue out of it or it's finding — or concocting — some injustice enacted upon some non-white person (bonus points for female) by some white person (bonus points for male). If there's one thing he has…

Tom Ley is easily the worst blogger Gawker media has. He's also a crybaby, whiny pussy.

So basically black guy good, white guy bad. The Gawker recipe for page hits. Got it. Next story please

Ha, "Men's Rights" guys certainty aren't "hardcore bros", they're all these pathetic, sniveling little beta-males. They have shitty shitty lives due to their own shortcomings and inability to get respect or improve themselves, so they blame women.

"Fuck the Browns."

I, personally, would not be sexually molested repeatedly for 2 million dollars.

You strike me as the kind of guy who has a knife collection.

Witten: "So, Dez, is it better for us to escape with the win?"
Bryant: "No, we are resigned to our own fate— we dare not contravene justice and invalidate the principle we prepared ourselves to defend."
Witten: "Dez, it's a game. The object is to win."
Bryant: "Huh? What game?" [slips hemlock into Romo's Gatorade]

It's pretty rare that you get an ending to a ball game that gives both fanbases what they love the most. St. Louis fans got to see their team win because the other team did something the wrong way and Red Sox fans get something to bitch about.

Red Sox fan here. It was the right call. The runner would have been safe by 3 feet if there wasn't a large 3rd baseman lying down on the base path with his legs in the air.