Go back under your bridge Troll, you have no power here.

But single Dads are heroes, single moms are bad decision-makers and unreliable /s

(seriously though, single parents work their asses off. Same with grandparents/Aunts/Uncles who step in and raise kids when parents step out)

And all this time I thought it was having a vagina and daring to be in public (or private)

But who’s to say it would be a family decision? If you’re married and your spouse wants a second wife/husband, do they need your permission? If that marriage ends in divorce would you lose a portion of the joint marital assets? Would the new spouse have visitation rights to the children they aren’t biologically…

Exactly. If I’m married and my husband wants a second wife, does that mean that I would have to give up a portion of my half of our joint assets so everyone gets 1/3 if they divorce? Should I be forced to sell my home because of a divorce that I’m not directly involved in?

Was the cake in that trifle soaked in sherry first?

Ikea?

That’s what my BFF and I would do when I would visit. Go to Ikea, drop the little one off in the play area, and go for lunch. Everyone was happy.

Audiobooks..

I’ve rediscovered illusion knitting lately. Easier than it looks, and it looks awesome...

So many odd differences we never considered. We had a little 12 acre hobby farm with some cows, chickens, dogs, a pony, etc. They couldn’t get over the fact that we didn’t “farm”, and that our place was a postage stamp compared to the 1000+ acre farms some of our friends had.

Distance was also hard to explain. We were…

I cant even walk out onto my in-laws balcony. Anything higher than 20 feet and I get lightheaded and anxious.

Lol yes with the wildlife.

People are too used to treating everything like Disneyland.

I read that as “the reptilian party”

Not sure if that would be better or worse at this point

My grandfather still has not one, but TWO rotary phones in his house.

Fucking ROTARY PHONES!

I bought him a new phone and answering machine about 15-20 years ago, but he never used them because....

His house has no phone jacks! No fucking phone jacks! The phone cord goes right into the god-damned wood-panelled wall!

(Other…

I was thinking the same thing.

I’d laugh my fucking ass off if that were the case.

I’m Canadian and Bryan Adams is a national treasure!

“All for One” was on my cheesy make out mix tape as a teenager.

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting for the win!

(is it weird that I read that last part and heard Otto’s voice?
“And it wasn’t little either, it was a chicken wing!”)

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness...

How does me getting tied up in flogged in my bedroom ruin your life?
Don’t want to fuck? Don’t fuck.
Don’t want an abortion? Don’t abort.
Your personal history and emotion issues aren’t my problem.

Don’t be pissy because the love of your life found someone who wasn’t a self-righteous POS. Move on.

So far the only app Ive found that I like and use consistantly is Flipp.

No more flyers, no more lists*, and I can search for something I need and see where it’s on sale.

(*the app creates a visual shopping list for you when you tap on items in the flyer. Anything I need that isn’t in a flyer I text to myself.)