My last boss was like that.

I had the opposite happen when I went to court.

Never did any hinges?

It was likely a little bit of dandruff or soap residue and they freaked out.

Bingo. He could have proposed when he receivedhis medal, sharing his moment with her. But nooe, he decided to make her moment about him instead.

Oh god.

Notice how he didn’t propose when last week when it was him getting the medal. Yeah, asshole

Yep.

I’m out of fucks to give.

Holy shit, I didn’t know not raping someone was so hard!

Everyone knows eye contact is an invitation!

Why was she walking through the park alone? Why wasn’t she wearing proper footwear? Why didn’t she protect herself? Why was she on birth control if she wasn’t planning on being “raped”? Why is she trying to ruin this guy’s life over a stupid mistake?

“I’ve struggled, to be quite frank, with the idea of, ‘Do I put him in prison?’” Butler said. “I don’t know that there is any great result for anybody. Mr. Wilkerson deserves to be punished, but I think we all need to find out whether he truly can or cannot be rehabilitated.”

When I saw this in the theater someone yelled “It belongs in a museum!” Indiana Jones-stye

Best part of the whole movie

Maybe she had a jaywalking ticket she forgot to pay

And keep that shit locked up unless you’re actively using it.

“It’s my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job!”

You can chose to have a gun, you can’t chose not to be black/white/Asian etc.

Bingo.

But then they can’t expect to have the same relationship with their grandkids, or to have their own children care for them in old age like they want.