Me too. Big boobs + tummy = everything being too short
LeighW
LeighW
That was the worst, but not the only. I guess trying on other people's gowns is a thing ppl are ok with. We've had to stop (mostly) bridesmaids from trying on each others gowns. Do what you want with it when you get home, but in our store no one wears your gown but you, ever.
I find it almost always depends on he style of gown and fabric. I've seen multiple women crying on the floors of dressing rooms because they thought they'd lose weight and didn't, or because they thought the dress could be let out (some manufacturers don't leave much of a seam allowance). Thank god we had amazing…
I don't have any of my own, and not quite malfuctions, but kinda funny...
- MOB calls the day before the wedding asking what she can use to get pet hair out of the train of the brides gown. They'd hung it in the spare room to keep it safe and unwrinkled, only to have their terrier sleep on it...
You wouldn't believe the bridal parties that would be SHOCKED that their $120 dresses weren't made to their exact measurements. Yes I measured you, but I did that to be sure we ordered you the proper size*, not so that it would fit like a glove when it came in.
Someday it's going to be mandatory for women to have a tiny censor implanted in their uterus so they* can send out SWAT teams at the moment of conception. Want to travel? Nope. Have a glass of wine? Don't think so. Considering abortion? Ha! In your dreams Missy! Had a miscarriage? Prove it. Cant prove it? Prison.
I hear the same thing about sex workers* all the damn time. If you think its easy, YOU do it. No? Then shut up
"people busting their ass in the kitchen don't get paid as much as you"
You're kidding right? I've worked in a few places, and the kitchen staff ALWAYS made more than the wait-staff, without fail. Their starting pay was higher, and they also got a share of the tips, so shut your hole.
And sometimes just being nice enough to leave a tip can change someone's day from super-shiteous to super-unshitty.
I was at my local A&W at Christmastime, and the girls behind the counter were running their butts off. Two people didnt show up for their shift, there was a hell of a line, and the girl at the drive…
They probably think we pee from our butts
When I delivered my kids, the only out of pocket expense was parking. Hospital delivery was covered, but (prescriptions) birth control wasn't/isn't covered by OHIP (Ontario health insurance).
6 weeks of heavy period-type bleeding, yes. I wasn't on hormonal bc at all before getting the IUD because I've had terrible experiences with it (got pregnant while on depo).
I have copper IUD and love it now that my first 6 week period stopped. I find that overall my periods are quite a bit heavier, and really irregular, but omg it's nice not to have to worry about pills or condoms.
Parents who think their kids never lie are lying to themselves.
My Squawky Cat would catch mice, bathe them like kitttens while they were frozen in terror, then let them go.
Yeah, release your spoiled fat and lazy housepet into the wild, they'll survivie *rolls eyes*
My MIL will NOT grow vegetables, only flowers. I think to her it's a sign of affluence.
I'm the same way. If I won the lottery I'd rebuild my kitchen, have a huge garden (maybe a greenhouse), buy a huge All American pressure canner, and spend all day watching Game of Thones and cooking