Sort of. I worked at Teen People for eight years. It's where I got my start writing about video games.

no.

My grandfather was part of the invasion of Italy. He was on a road, patrolling with his unit, when a mortar landed pretty much on top of him. Most of his group were killed; he had a piece of shrapnel drill into his brain. The surgeons had to cut a cone through his grey matter to get to that shard, and it left him a…

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

Hitler, on Jews: "Hate them."

Shoah Foundation: Never forget.

Who do you think this guy's hunting to feed, Charlie Weis?

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

F*** YOU KINJA HOPE YOU TEAR YOUR ACL ON FRIDAY