What Has Always Sucked:

I would say, “Well, her first question about every foreign policy situation wasn’t ‘why don’t we nuke them?’ so she seemed comparably okay."

Apparently only Deadspin and its sub-verticals love me.

Dammit. I was just hoping that all of Deadspin suddenly loved me. Way to ruin my fun.

Listen, it was either this guy or his proctologist, and when that guy picks up Trump’s language and interprets it to his own...

Is THAT what happened? Everyone got followed? I was so confused when I magically wasn’t grey earlier today.

This explains why I saw Peter Thiel hanging out with the lead singer from Smash Mouth recently. Coincidentally, this is the first time since Shrek came out that anybody wanted to hang out with the lead singer from Smash Mouth, so it’s a double win for that dude.

It’s too late for him to be Bologna Man, thankfully.

Vince McMahon would never allow it. Think of what would happen to SummerSlam every four years!

I read somewhere over the weekend that he’s actually appearing in a flashback (no pun intended) capturing Captain Boomerang. That seems to be supported by the fact that he appears immediately after him in the cast list and explains why the Flash’s lightning effect, which we saw in the JL footage, mysteriously appears…

Apparently Barry and I share that memory, but I’m guessing he feels much better about it than I do.

And the Joker sounds exactly like Mark Hamill in my head.

I’ve been playing these games my entire life. Almost 33 years. I was gifted the Legend of Zelda three times by various family members in 1987 because I couldn’t stop talking about it and they didn’t realize I was talking about it because my cousin already lent me her copy. I grew up in an extremely Roman Catholic…

As a Sabres fan, I was not conflicted, and now hate you very much.

DON’T. THROW. STUFF. ON. THE. PLAYING. SURFACE.

This is a good and correct opinion.

The dog in the Habs sweater is now Montreal’s starting goalie. True facts.

With you, although we have a bit of an age difference. I was 12, 13 during the trial, but the media saturation differential can be compensated for by the fact that I was growing up in Buffalo, where it was, at least initially, close to Jesus being indicted for murder.

(Yes, I am a super fucking biased Bills fan, which is why I tossed the Andre Reed thing. And I was happy to have TO when he was here, even if he wasn’t blowing shit up anymore at that point.)

He’ll make it, although he should have been first-ballot. They fucked with Andre Reed until the bitter end, and I don’t think there was really any question that he belonged there. Like you pointed out, WRs have a hard time. I found some of his shit to be a little annoying—Sharpie in the sock, dude?—but no reasonable…