I would say, “Well, her first question about every foreign policy situation wasn’t ‘why don’t we nuke them?’ so she seemed comparably okay."

Dammit. I was just hoping that all of Deadspin suddenly loved me. Way to ruin my fun.

Listen, it was either this guy or his proctologist, and when that guy picks up Trump’s language and interprets it to his own...

This explains why I saw Peter Thiel hanging out with the lead singer from Smash Mouth recently. Coincidentally, this is the first time since Shrek came out that anybody wanted to hang out with the lead singer from Smash Mouth, so it’s a double win for that dude.

Vince McMahon would never allow it. Think of what would happen to SummerSlam every four years!

Apparently Barry and I share that memory, but I’m guessing he feels much better about it than I do.

I’ve been playing these games my entire life. Almost 33 years. I was gifted the Legend of Zelda three times by various family members in 1987 because I couldn’t stop talking about it and they didn’t realize I was talking about it because my cousin already lent me her copy. I grew up in an extremely Roman Catholic…

As a Sabres fan, I was not conflicted, and now hate you very much.

DON’T. THROW. STUFF. ON. THE. PLAYING. SURFACE.

This is a good and correct opinion.

The dog in the Habs sweater is now Montreal’s starting goalie. True facts.

With you, although we have a bit of an age difference. I was 12, 13 during the trial, but the media saturation differential can be compensated for by the fact that I was growing up in Buffalo, where it was, at least initially, close to Jesus being indicted for murder.

(Yes, I am a super fucking biased Bills fan, which is why I tossed the Andre Reed thing. And I was happy to have TO when he was here, even if he wasn’t blowing shit up anymore at that point.)

He’ll make it, although he should have been first-ballot. They fucked with Andre Reed until the bitter end, and I don’t think there was really any question that he belonged there. Like you pointed out, WRs have a hard time. I found some of his shit to be a little annoying—Sharpie in the sock, dude?—but no reasonable…

A collection of lawsuits is nothing better than a collection of anecdotes vetted by lawyers until they’ve been tried, and there is scant detail presented here about that end of the process.

He’s providing an alternative, anecdotal viewpoint. My own (apparently equally-worthless, anecdotal) experience substantiates some…

I hope you enjoy getting the rhetorical shit kicked out of you here, because this is going to be an unfriendly audience, but I’m absolutely with you here.

I’ve worked security at a pro sports venue as a second job for a number of years now, and I can state the following things:

1.) I am not a “guy who failed at being a…

Being less of a dick: if he’s going to challenge the clarity of the article, he undermines his argument by misusing quotes when supporting his own inferences.

This is bad Kinja, and I should stop. Have a good one.

Yes, I’ll give you that, but there are spurious logical leaps on both sides here. 260 games in 100-ish years is a tradition, and he’s arguing that a gap in annual contests during the thing we all understand happened and interrupted the normal operation of collegiate and professional sports not being explicitly…

Pretty smug for a guy who is unfamiliar with what happened to a lot of able-bodied college age men in World War II...

Nitpicking: Buffalo police didn’t directly investigate the Patrick Kane thing. It happened in the suburban town of Hamburg. Same DA’s office, though, and they’ll be in the driver’s seat, so the sentiment holds.