You are absolutely correct, and with respect to the X-Men, not coincidentally coincidentally so. The Superhuman Registration Act plotline ties back to the Mutant Registration Act, which... blah, blah, blah. None of it really matters in the MCU, but those are the thematic inspirations.

It won’t be required reading. In the comics, after a bunch of basically unreadable expository build-up, a group called the New Warriors accidentally leveled an elementary school full of children while trying to stop some asinine supervillain scheme, and the US government adopts the Superhuman Registration Act as a…

SHUT UP BEFORE BETTMAN HEARS YOU.

No, she circled the wagons. And also lost four consecutive Super Bowls. Am I doing this right?

...sigh.

Nah. Give it to a kid. It’s a thing you’ll hang on to for awhile, until you forget you have it and then accidentally toss it when you move. For the right kid, that’ll be the coolest thing he owns for years, and he’ll always remember the time he got a foul ball. That’s how you make a fan for life.

Nope. The New Jersey Devils were the Colorado Rockies in the early 80s.

Thank you for providing a reason for me to tell the story of the most insane fucking thing I have ever had to do working security for NHL games.

He is. Although this virulent support for layoffs is new.

This. Very much this.

Maybe read the facts of the Hot Coffee lawsuit before using it as a touchstone for frivolous litigation. Or, alternately, pour some fast food coffee on your dick and be grateful that a standard was set so you wouldn’t become sexually dysfunctional in a beverage accident should it ever occur.

Somebody doesn’t remember the NES.

This is true. I am, uh, very familiar with Pegula Brand codes of conduct and security policies. I realize it’s theoretically possible, but 99% of the time people aren’t getting thrown out for cheering too loudly, they’re getting thrown out because they’re drunk as fuck.

Right, because weakass NFL stadium security is always throwing people out for cheering. Come on.

Jesus, this is awful. We had this happen to a junior on our varsity team when I was playing JV and it just ruined all of us. He didn’t die, but he went into a coma that he never came out of. It’s been more than fifteen years and I can still remember it vividly, whether I want to our not. Thoughts are with the kids on…

I could literally watch that all day. So damn good. Really nice kid, too!

Basically true, but this guy is less politically aspirational, if only because Andy Cuomo is less of a pushover than third term George Pataki, and he’ll stay where he is until he gets a clear shot at the Democratic nod for President or Chuck Schumer retires.

This AG is generally pretty cool in my experience, so I’m going to say it’s okay.

Have you ever watched BoJack Horseman? It’s like listening to Vincent Adultman. I was waiting for him to talk about how earlier in the day he went to the stock market and did a business.

So we all found something to like here! Good job, team. We’re one step closer to solving racism.